The life of an ordinary girl

"We should work twice harder to beat the genius." says Rock Lee in Naruto. And I agree with it.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Continue!The tyrant is out from the house for now!!!

Mwahaha!!The tyrant went to school today! Sometime I just love the school holiday so much!! Wonderful timing~~
As I have said last post, I was going to start my suffering holiday right at the minute I arrived Batu Pahat...
It all started like this....*takes out a handkerchief and dap off the tears rolling on the brim of the eye bag...*
After checking into the hotel, what I usually do is switch on the television and browse through the channels, checking whether is there any 8TV or NTV7 where I can chase the anime that I have been watching.
And WALAH! Yes! There was 8TV! And the timing was right! Initial D just started! I was laughing loudly in my heart and watching the television with full of passion.
This wonderful moment was disturbed by my obnoxious brother.
"You always watch television, do you know how much time you lose when you are watching?"
Ignore!!!Paying full attention to the screen!
"How many days left for your STPM?"
"87days." Ignore him! Bising betul!
"Have you ever notice that I didn't scold you lately? I thought you are mature enough to know that you don't have much time for television."
"IT'S JUST A HALF AN HOUR SHOW! CAN'T I WATCH IT?!"
"Do you know that when me and your sister were having big exams, we were not suppose to watch television? Papa will scold us like hell and you should feel lucky that he never scold you."
Damn you! Fire is burning!!!!
"What do you want me to do? Never watch television???" (The bad words are flying happily in my brain, going to burst out any minute~~)
"Well yeah."
"...." Anger management!!Manage!!!
I switched off the television and suddenly feel like crying. But, no...I never cry in front of that stupid bloody tyrant. NEVER!
I tried to be resonable to myself. Keep on telling myself that this is for your own good.....But, SHIT! How can anyone survive without watching television? That person must be a saint!
Well, at least he bribe me with a MP4. Ok, I thought that will sufice for all my sufferings....
But, I was wrong...
After coming back from Batu Pahat, we all wanted to switch on the television after the butt-suffering-5-hour ride. But he say NO!
I can feel my hand coiling and going to become a mighthy punch any minute....
But yet again....Anger management......I divert my attention by helping my mother to unpack things and try to use up all my energy in squuezing the plastic bags and tie them into a knot, imagining that the plastic bags were my brother's obnoxious face.
Hell yeah I had fun doing that.
Even the internet using privilage has also been ripped off from me! They even used my grandmother to bully me! They asked her to tell me to study hard and don't watch television! F*** you!!!><
How can they use elder people to bully me! If she ask me to do so, I cannot scold her right? Bloody obnoxious, evil br0ther!
God knows how much time I used on television before this No-Television evil plan started. Monday to Friday.
Monday: CSI-1 hour
Prison Break- 1 hour
Tueday:No more desperate housewives-0 hour
Wednesday: Nothing interesting on air.-o hour
Thursday: Malcom in the Middle -Half an hour.
Friday: No television at all.
Internet. From 12 to 2 in the morning -2 hours
Saturday: From 11 till 3 in the morning (hardly ever happen...If got ppl online to chat with me..That may happen.)-4hours
Sunday:-No entertainment at all, I have to finish the homeworks piled up in the room.

After calculating, I spend 8 hours overall for my entertainment. That is pathetic for me already! And now they say no tv at all??? what am I suppose to do? Loiter in Petaling street and come back after feeling I have entertain myself enough by watching people buying things while I stand beside, the stomach grumbling? Damn...I don't even know how to fill those 8 hours! Damn Damn Damn....
Phew...Guess I have to hypnotise myself again this time.
The chant which goes on like this..."You are going to have your STPM soon..Youe last second chance...You are the anchor of the family and the class....You are going to have your STPM soon...." And the chant goes on and on and on....At least I understand the meaning of the chant and calm myself before doing anything stupid like taking a broom and beat whoever is standing in front of my way and run out of the house, decided to take being a beggar as an occupation.
End with the grumbling of my stupid obnoxious brother
Here comes what makes me happy for this trip to BP!!
Hoho~Actually is nothing big. Is just that I finally get to buy my OB night dress! Yeah! *Hugs mum and sis and BP!!* Have to thank my mum and sis for choosing the dress for me. And thanking BP for their cheap price! It only cost us RM 46 to buy that dress!!! Mwahahahha~~My mum even bought me a skirt for me...^_^
My wardrobe collection finally have skirts in it!! mwahaha~
Well, that dress is simple..But I just love it!
While I was trying skirts and dresses, I finally found out that I am more to the fat fat tribe...:P Everytime whenever I have to change the skirts, I will have trouble taking it in and out..Sob...Sometimes I also thought I nearly rip the skirt to half...-_-lll Pai seh....So, the dress that I have choosen was stretchable!! MWahahhaa!!At least I can eat as much as I can now! No need to worry that the dress will burst into pieces when I eat too much~
Here I come my beloved food~~~*Evil laugh!!*

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Here I come my suffering holiday!

My suffering holiday starts right at the minute I arrive Batu Pahat. Pathetic. But this pathetic part have to be hold on for a second. Because, I have far more interesting to tell you guys!

It happened on Friday. I was busy chatting with all of my friends and suddenly my brother came running towards me and with a swift, he was in his room, scrumaging over his things, trying to find his camera while he keep on saying in the top of his lung "National Geographic! Live! Amazing!"
I sat at there and hearing him shouting away. Finally he came down and shouted to me.
"There is live National Geographic show! There is a snake in the indoor garden! Eating a lizard/Geako!"
Wow....This is a show that I must see! I dump all my friends in MSN and ran to the indoor garden and saw there was one skinny little snake, coiled around a lizard/geako.(I can't see properly what the heck is the thing. The only thing I know it is small enough for that snake to coiled itself around it and stuff the poor little animal's head into it's mouth.) My father, sister and brother and me were amazed by the fact that there was a snake inside our house!After about half an hour, my dad took a plastic tuperware and snap! Haha~Caught that bloody snake. But the snake was too busy eating it's prey until it didn't notice that it was trapped by us. We took the snake in and watch it devour it's prey. And sigh in amaze whenever it gets to stuff it's prey into his small little mouth.
Finally, it finished and started to panicked. It slid around in the container but don't know what to do. By this time, all of us were laughing evily outside the little container.
This snake have two road to choose. One is to die or the other is to be one of my father's pet. If it is a Cobra, well, sorry dude, we have to kill you. But...if you are not a Cobra, Congratulation, you will have one meal a month and grow happily in the container.
I wonder which path it prefer to take.

Can't finish this blog today. Continue tomorrow since I am being chased away from the computer.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

別擔心﹐有我在﹗

親愛的﹐其實你不必為了那不知體貼為何物的人而感到傷心。我其實也了解你的痛苦。你付出你所有的感情在她身上但她的回報卻是一次又一次的背叛與不諒解。
其實為她辯護的那群男生我是想說他們都是靠下半身思考的。。(其他的男生對不起啦~但這是事實。。) 思想未成熟的男生大多數都會被外表所迷惑的。已成熟的男生會懂得分對與錯, 也懂得一個人的性格﹐決不會因她的外表而被迷惑。所以哪﹐那些與你交朋友的人呢﹐是頂級的﹐無須理會那群腦長在屁股上的人。
也無須忍受沒必要的侮辱與欺負。我不會叫你看開點。只要一通電話﹐我必定會和你一起說那人的壞話﹐越多越好﹗﹕D當然﹐為了不讓你在 college 難做人﹐最好就是緊緊的握著你現在擁有的支持者﹐隨後慢慢的疏遠那笨蛋吧﹗不可以太仁慈噢~要狠一點﹗ (感覺好像在帶壞你咧﹕P~)
最後﹐希望你能開開心心的度過每一天﹗我永遠支持你噢﹗
擁有這經驗後﹐你會發覺你變得更成熟也更會看人了。。就當這是你生活中的一個精彩故事吧﹗往後才有機會告訴你的子孫 “相當年啊。。。。。” 對不?:D

Heh~

Well, on friday had a date with my beloved dear at Leisure mall. Initially thought that the chemistry pratical practice will not take me too long, but it turns out that we were only allowed to leave the lab around 12.50 p.m. Shit! I was late! Cause i already planned to take the bus at 12.35 pm then rush to leisure mall ASAP! As I run down the hill, I was praying hard that the bus is still there and they are going to depart at 1.00pm!
But, unfortunately, there were no busses at there! Bloody hell! I am late and there are no express bus to Leisure mall! What to do? Have to run to the other bus stop where I have to wait for an hour only then can arrive Leisure mall. Saw no. 62, jumped to the bus and found out that the bloody bus was empty!SHIT!That means I have to wait for one and a half hour only then I can arrive Leisure mall! I am already half an hour late! Damn!
Run down from the bus and rushed to the nearest LRT station, wanting to get there around 1.30pm. While running to the station I even called Sara to confirm that I was at the correct station. I would hate to get lost in the end....Bought the ticket and waited for the suppose-to-be-fast LRT for 5 minutes! Darn! There was 2 route. One is going to ampang and the other one is to go to Sri Petaling.
On the board was writting:
"Tren ini ke Ampang.Tren berikut ke Sri Petaling."
Does that mean that this train is going to take me to Sri Petaling or is it this train going to take me to Ampang? In total confussion, but I just assumed that the next train coming is to take me to Sri Petaling.
Waited impatiently and it turns out that the train was going to AMPANG!!GRRR!!! stood at there and shot dagger glances on those innocent people who got out from the train. Waited for another 2 minutes and I hop onto the Sri Petaling train finally!
Phew! At least I am going to get there before 2 o'clock!Sat in the train and finally feeling better. But after the chan sow lin stop, I thought that the next stop was suppose to be Miharja! But it turns out to be Cheras stop! SHIT! I actually shouted out that word with one mother and daugther sitting in front of me and a polite girl sitting next to me. I took my bag and asked
"How to change to the Ampang train instead?" Damn...I am lost!
"Er..you have to get down from here and go to the station on the other side." The polite girl gave me direction and I rushed out like a rocket!
Ended up that I was still late of one and a half hour....T.T all the effort for nothing!
I am soooo Sorry for being late DEAR!!! I can assure you, next time when we go dating, we go on weekends....After my STPM I got lots of time to accompany you!!! :D

Today, my youngest sis went to Pahang for one day trip. She went to the Elephant park and 3 factories! Well, there was one joke that made all of us laugh like hell! Sorry to those banana, but only in chinese it sounds hillarious! Plus, you have to know the chinese singer for you to laugh till your stomach turns!
Well, she said there was one of this guy in her class who always brag that he is a singer called Gary曹格
Today, when they are on the bus,one group of boyd teased him and another indian girl called Morine. And they sang "‘好一朵美麗地茉莉花﹐我愛上她~~’" Which is one of the song of the singer and the lyric was overall praising about the beauty of a girl and he loves that girl. Well, the indian friend of my sister had a name same like the girl in the lyric, so they were teasing that poor little kid that he loves that poor little girl...
And you know what?
Both of them cried............
LOL! It was hillarious! To know that primary students already start to cry over the partner that they are given to! OMG! I was laughing so hard that my throat and my stomach hurts!
Although it is bad to laugh about it...but....it is too hilarious for not sharing it!!! *rolls down on the floor*

Laughing like hell
CP

Saturday, August 05, 2006

The urge to fly to Japan ...

My ears are now ringing with the songs that my neighbour was singing just now...I can only say that the short 30 minutes of listening to their "wonderful" voices nearly got my brains out from my head....

Anyway, just went into www.narutofan.com just to check out what are the new things happening and found out that the 3rd Naruto movie is out!! ARGH!!With Kakashi in it! Sob~~~I wanna meet my husband! I miss him sooooo much! Plus, in Tokyo they are having some kind of Naruto fair...And my dear Kakashi's sexy voice is going to be there....I mean the person lar...:P Omg...can anyone take me to there???

I shouldn't have allow that bloody person to be my msn friend......Damn....This is our conversation...when I saw her online, I quickly ask who is that person...and the conversation goes like this...
"Who are you?"
"I am vivian, please to meet you" She type in chinese.
And the next thing that pop up is her blog add...
Then she says
"Sorry, I got to go. I am having a meeting now."
and there she is off.....
!@#$%^&*()
Damn her....I haven't block her yet though...Just feel like scolding her before blocking her...HMPH! What the heck! Doing promotion to her bloody blog? In your dreams! Sucker!

Amazingly, today I am quite calm.......Amazingly I did not slap my sister when she scold me today...Looks like the weather really helps me a lot....
I took her magazine to read and she marched up into my bedroom when i was studying and said "Did you take my shao nian?"
"Yeah." Points at the magazine on the bed.
"Why you always take my things one?"
"Cause yesterday you were asleep when i want to read it. Plus, even if I ask, will you give it to me?"
"Why should I lend you the magazine? You also never borrow me your xue hai lor!"
"....." The hand is so damn itchy and the fire is burning!!!
She marched out of the room before I could have another move and I ran out of the room and shouted to her ...
"Use your bloody brain! You never asked for the xue hai and you have no right to buy it without telling me! Do you really think that we are rich? HAVE YOU EVER USE YOUR BRAIN AH?"
Well, at least no contact on her mar~I can hardly control my temper de oh~~~
Then...Hmph! Here comes the revenge. My mother asked us to fold the clothes while we were watching movie and she was sitting on the couch, relaxing, while me and my youngest sister was helping my mother to fold the clothes. I cannot stand it anymore and said
"Mum, why she never do house work one ah? Why is it also me and Bao doing it?Why didn't you ask her to flod the clothes also?"
"I asked two people to help me mar! I just slip her off my mind."
"She never do house works!"
"Don't listen to her, she is just mad at me now." She suddenly say that while sitting comfortably on the couch.
"I am not mad or whatever. Think it properly. When we ask you to iron our clothes. you never iron. When we ask you to sun the clothes, you hardly ever sun the clothes. When we fold the clothes, what are you doing? Plus, it is very rude of you to talk to me like that just now. You should feel lucky that just now i was in a good mood. Or else...."
Amazing that my mother says nothing. Maybe she also agrees with me. She is so selfish. Everytime ask for her help and she will never do it! Everytime if i ask her to iron our clothes, it turns out the next morning i have to rush down to iron the clothes!
And how dare she talk to me like that since I hardly ever scold her for not helping out? No matter how weak you are, don't go too far from the line my dear.....
I was planning on another revenge though...But after this event, I think that is enough for now...If she ever repeats by scolding me.....HMPH! Wait and see. I am not an ordinary elder sister who will make way for you..Instead of letting you to be spoiled, I will make you forever remember this evil sister who makes your life miserable when you talk without thinking through your brain......

Nothing much happen..Just dropping by....

Although nothing big happen to me during this week, but my friends seems to be in great stress and some even also having probs...Sorry that I am not there for you guys....Though i know that having exam is not a great reason for me to not to care for you guys...But it is just....stressful...Since I am the anchor of the class(Though I am immune to it by now...) and I am now praying/hugging the buddha's leg (quote by milk) as hard as possible, hoping that at least I can get B s instead of C s..I will be devastated if i get C s....(before i am devastated, I will be skined first....:P)

Anyway, first, for Milk~~~Know that you are having exam now. Chill k girl? Thanks for supporting me when I am having my exams and I am hoping that I can do the same thing to you too! Though I am not good in words that can boost your energy to study, but, I still wanna tell you to hang on! 8 more days and you are off! 8 More suffering days and then you will have lots of fun! Plus!If I am lucky enough to get out from the house perimeter, you are going to have my present to accompany you through out the whole holiday...Too bad that you cannot bring it overseas...Sigh...At least you can remember of me suffering in Malaysia mar~~:P I am so reluctant for you to go to UK!!! Sob! If you chao already, who else is going to boost up my running low spirit petrol? You know that I cannot that alcohol for my fuel mar.....Sob.....

Now, for my tomato wife. Knew that you are being bullied in your college! WTH! Feel like kicking the bloody asshole's ass...Well, well, let me tell you guys who dont understand what am I talking about a story....

Once upon a time, (Well, lately lar!) in a far far away land, (Not far actualy, still in the Malaysia Perimeter) there lives a girl name tomato with a kind heart and easy to bully attitude...It's kinda like her forehead writting "Come and bully me! I am an easy target!"
(hehe~kidding lar~:P)
This girl studies in a college and since she is an easy target to be bullied, she somehow got lots and lots of friend.
(Well, in a fairy tale how can you miss the evil character right? Since I don't really like this evil girl, I am going to give her a nickname of Bloody spoiled brat...)
Like usual, the tomato girl be friended with this bloody spoiled brat since they always go home together.Always, without fail, bloody spoiled brat will have the chance to shine herself by saying "Oh? I think take 5 subjects easy what! I can get As"
(Narator would like to say something...Me: You this bloody spoiled brat! Easy ah???IF it is that easy, why aren't you at Form 6? I bet that you are going to take that word back if you study form 6!!!Ass...)
Always, tomato girl will be patient with her, but me, the hot tempered narator won't let her go just like that! How can you be such a snobbish little brat! Don't you ever think that you are the best! Cause you are not!
This time, she and her admirer has cross the border which clearly stated "Do not cross. Snobish brats with their admirers will be shot to death if they cross this line." with neon lights hanging on it, just in case their eyes were grow on their nose....
This time, bloody spoiled brat was in bad mood. Well, like usual, cute girls always get the attetion and one of her admirer asked "What happened? What in such a bad mood?"
"Nothing. Just feel like fat pei hei."
"Why? what happen?"
"Nothing lar!"
Admirer just have to back away since she is going to explode any minute and when the admirer went back with tomato girl, he still insisted in wanting to know what happen to the girl.
"Hey, what happen to her?Why is she in bad mood?"
"Dunno." Tomato girl is so damn tired with that stupid fat pei hei thing already.
"Aiyah!Then you go and cheer her up lar! Do some funny things for her lar!"
"....." (Me: Let me intervine again....WTH!She is your worker ar? What for she have to make her happy? It is not like is her fault! You think that spoiled brat is what? Princess ah? I PEI! Princess or not, I don't like her attitude..If I am at there, I will slap her and say "Behave yourself." HMPH! Make her happy? You should be happy that i am not studying at there! Or else instead of making her happy, I am going to make her life more miserable!)
Well, tomato girl said nothing and although that she is angry, she still kept quiet. (My poor dear...don't lar be such an easy target!)

I don't know what you guys will think after I narate this story with lots and lots of anger and curses...I just want to help my friend to spill these all out and scold that spoiled brat cukup-cukup!

Overall, things are like that and I am actaully floating on clouds.....Though there are still 100 more days for me to prepare for STPM, I just still wanna lie on the fluffy cloud bed and make my life wonderful..
Can anyone ask me to study? Sob...100 days is not enough for me to prepare lar~~~~SOB!!!