Imbeciles...
It is Valentine day. What do guys usually do before and during Valentine day?
Well, let me tell you.
First, before 14th of February, they will start to get anxious because they have not prepared a present for their girl friend. Then, on the night before 14th of February, they will rush down from up stair and asked their younger sister who is going to sleep to wrap a heart shape present.
With RM 2, this stupid sister spends an hour trying to wrap a present which is not in straight line. This sister who hates arts and hates wrapping present finally gave up and decided to use a smaller piece of wrapping paper and wrap that heart shape present. When there are some holes, she will cut out one small piece from the wrapping paper and stuff it into between the holes, so that it is all covered.
Finally, she is able to go for sleep. But when she lies on the bed, she cannot sleep. I have to sleep! I need to wake up at 6! It is already one o’clock. If I don’t sleep yet, I will not be able to wake up early tomorrow.
OK, that stupid sister was me. It was not worth RM 2! ><
Anyway, since today I have to do some errands for my dad, I have to wake up early since according to my bro, he will have to get out of house before 7 o’clock.
I was going to send letter. Does the post office open this early? I didn’t asked further since I thought that he has other plans.
Woke up at 6.15 a.m. I think I slept around 2 o’clock. I am desperately in need of sleep. After changing and waiting for my brother, I asked again. Just to make sure.
“Why are we going this early? Will the post office be open this early?”
“I am going to the market to buy roses for my GF”
“Oh~ so, later how?”
“After buying the roses I am going to meet her.”
“…”
“Do you mean that you are going to put me in front of the post office at 6.30 a.m. and then take off?”
“Well, of course! I am going to be late!”
“…….” I can’t believe he is doing this to me! He is going to leave me at the post office at 6.30 a.m. where there isn’t any sunlight coming out!
“Then there is no need for me to wake up so early right?”
“Yeah. But you have to do it fast right?”
“Fine, I am following sis.”
I am so…so…kek sei! My love struck, stupid brother is going to put me at a place which I feel uncomfortable at!
6.30 a.m.???? There is nobody at that hour ok? I don’t even want to think what will happen to me at this kind of early hours where there is nobody around.
He is totally a dumb ass. A love struck dumb ass.
I wonder if every guy is like that. In love, and just kick your sister at the road side.
Hmph! If today he is not going for a date, I will surely kick his ass. But, no need to spoil his sweet day. He will pay for it when he comes home. I am wondering should I give him back his money…Hmmm…maybe I should just keep it to buy other books…Mwahahah!! That is the punishment for trying to put me in a dangerous place early in the morning!!
I told my elder sis bout this and her reaction was “Your brother is so stupid! How can he let you walk home alone?”
“…” No…no…this is not my point sis! My point is that he is going to dump me into a dangerous place!
I don’t mind walking home. Really! Though it is much further than leisure mall and most of my calories will be burned off when I reached home.
I was on my way home and then…
I saw 2 new dogs! One of the dogs was barking at me. I looked at it and decided to walk to the other side of the road to prevent from being bitten by these 2 imbeciles.
The dogs keep on barking and I finally toke out my umbrella and elongate it. I have bad experience with dogs before where they surrounded me and tried to attack me.
Maybe this is why I don’t really like dogs. Hormone slaves!
Though I feel very upset that I have to give the road to 2 stupid dogs, but to prevent from going to the doctors and have injections, I prefer to swallow up my pride and walked away.
But these 2 dogs chased after me! I didn’t run or what so ever. I just walked away! They even crossed the road and followed me, barking!
I finally cannot stand it, I waved up my umbrella. This time I am not going to be kind. Come nearer and I will beat the hell of it.
Well, at least it is clever enough to know that I am not waving a sausage and ask it to come nearer.
Then, when I turned my back and walked away, I looked back again to make sure that it is gone, it appeared just a few feet away from me! Shit! This time, with no kindness, I took up my umbrella and shouted at it. At that very moment, I really wanted to give it a hell of a beating!
Hmph! Stupid dog! This is why I don’t really like dogs. Cute puppies that doesn’t bite or bark at people I don’t mind. But short leg, long body, mutated, bark at people and tries to attack from behind dog is never my favorite. Mark my words, if they dare to bite me…Hmph! be prepare to be disappear in this area stupid dog!
Hmph! So angry now! >< I am going to meet my husbands now…to have a nice and quiet day~ Chao for now dears…
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Feel like beating
CP
Well, let me tell you.
First, before 14th of February, they will start to get anxious because they have not prepared a present for their girl friend. Then, on the night before 14th of February, they will rush down from up stair and asked their younger sister who is going to sleep to wrap a heart shape present.
With RM 2, this stupid sister spends an hour trying to wrap a present which is not in straight line. This sister who hates arts and hates wrapping present finally gave up and decided to use a smaller piece of wrapping paper and wrap that heart shape present. When there are some holes, she will cut out one small piece from the wrapping paper and stuff it into between the holes, so that it is all covered.
Finally, she is able to go for sleep. But when she lies on the bed, she cannot sleep. I have to sleep! I need to wake up at 6! It is already one o’clock. If I don’t sleep yet, I will not be able to wake up early tomorrow.
OK, that stupid sister was me. It was not worth RM 2! ><
Anyway, since today I have to do some errands for my dad, I have to wake up early since according to my bro, he will have to get out of house before 7 o’clock.
I was going to send letter. Does the post office open this early? I didn’t asked further since I thought that he has other plans.
Woke up at 6.15 a.m. I think I slept around 2 o’clock. I am desperately in need of sleep. After changing and waiting for my brother, I asked again. Just to make sure.
“Why are we going this early? Will the post office be open this early?”
“I am going to the market to buy roses for my GF”
“Oh~ so, later how?”
“After buying the roses I am going to meet her.”
“…”
“Do you mean that you are going to put me in front of the post office at 6.30 a.m. and then take off?”
“Well, of course! I am going to be late!”
“…….” I can’t believe he is doing this to me! He is going to leave me at the post office at 6.30 a.m. where there isn’t any sunlight coming out!
“Then there is no need for me to wake up so early right?”
“Yeah. But you have to do it fast right?”
“Fine, I am following sis.”
I am so…so…kek sei! My love struck, stupid brother is going to put me at a place which I feel uncomfortable at!
6.30 a.m.???? There is nobody at that hour ok? I don’t even want to think what will happen to me at this kind of early hours where there is nobody around.
He is totally a dumb ass. A love struck dumb ass.
I wonder if every guy is like that. In love, and just kick your sister at the road side.
Hmph! If today he is not going for a date, I will surely kick his ass. But, no need to spoil his sweet day. He will pay for it when he comes home. I am wondering should I give him back his money…Hmmm…maybe I should just keep it to buy other books…Mwahahah!! That is the punishment for trying to put me in a dangerous place early in the morning!!
I told my elder sis bout this and her reaction was “Your brother is so stupid! How can he let you walk home alone?”
“…” No…no…this is not my point sis! My point is that he is going to dump me into a dangerous place!
I don’t mind walking home. Really! Though it is much further than leisure mall and most of my calories will be burned off when I reached home.
I was on my way home and then…
I saw 2 new dogs! One of the dogs was barking at me. I looked at it and decided to walk to the other side of the road to prevent from being bitten by these 2 imbeciles.
The dogs keep on barking and I finally toke out my umbrella and elongate it. I have bad experience with dogs before where they surrounded me and tried to attack me.
Maybe this is why I don’t really like dogs. Hormone slaves!
Though I feel very upset that I have to give the road to 2 stupid dogs, but to prevent from going to the doctors and have injections, I prefer to swallow up my pride and walked away.
But these 2 dogs chased after me! I didn’t run or what so ever. I just walked away! They even crossed the road and followed me, barking!
I finally cannot stand it, I waved up my umbrella. This time I am not going to be kind. Come nearer and I will beat the hell of it.
Well, at least it is clever enough to know that I am not waving a sausage and ask it to come nearer.
Then, when I turned my back and walked away, I looked back again to make sure that it is gone, it appeared just a few feet away from me! Shit! This time, with no kindness, I took up my umbrella and shouted at it. At that very moment, I really wanted to give it a hell of a beating!
Hmph! Stupid dog! This is why I don’t really like dogs. Cute puppies that doesn’t bite or bark at people I don’t mind. But short leg, long body, mutated, bark at people and tries to attack from behind dog is never my favorite. Mark my words, if they dare to bite me…Hmph! be prepare to be disappear in this area stupid dog!
Hmph! So angry now! >< I am going to meet my husbands now…to have a nice and quiet day~ Chao for now dears…
Written by,
Feel like beating
CP
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